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Name🤓: Ayebare Oprah Viola

Nickname😎: Opie

Birthday👶🏽: 10/11

Zodiac sign♉: Scorpio

Best friend 🚻KLN😊(three of them😍)

Hobbies😁:Swimming and laughing(😆if it’s a hobby)

Inspiration 🐒: My Mother😻

Status 🙈: Single

I meant HIV status 😂: Negative

memorable moment😌:Vacation with mum👩‍❤‍💋‍👩

Biggest turn on😈: Looking deep into my eyes😂

Biggest turnoff👿: LIES!

Worst pick up line 😩: My love for you is like diarrhea ,i just can’t hold it in🤣

Worst break up line😫: Am not good enough for you🤣

Thick o thin😜: 😬Thick

Slim o fleshy 😋: Fleshy

Briefs or boxers👙:Boxers

Shave or wax😸:Wax                    Career plans 🕴: Successful businesswoman

Favorite dish:🍝Fish with whatever it’s served with

Instagram handle📸:oprah4.viola

Smile Jesus loves you

 

SLAM 101

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Name: Nubaha benjamin

Nickname: Benji

Birthday : 15/11/199

Zodiac sign: capricon

Best friend : Kwezi

Hobbies: gym’ng , Eating

Inspiration :none of that sh*t

Status: I don’t know ask me

I meant HIV status:  ain’t sure haven’t checked yet

memorable moment : my first joint

Biggest turn on:  loading……

Biggest turnoff:  none 

Worst pick up line:  ….yoo hot like the sun

Worst break up line:it’s not you it’s me

Thick o thin: thick 

Slim o fleshy .. :Weird 

Briefs or boxers:  what u think…

Shave or wax: woti…

Career plans:  lawyer thou hehe dnt trust

Favorite dish: lots actually .fries, anha others loading ….

Instagram handle: @nubahabenjamin

Racks on Racks 1/2

 

BREAKING NEWS

With just hours to the fiesta event at exactly 5:00pm a long disturbing message made rounds on whatsapp from the fiesta management / 256 teen magazine, they issued a serious statement concerning the change in location of the event which was supposed to be held at kati kati grounds on the 13th but has been shifted to Kampala parents pitch area and this time 256 has an excuse which seems to be KCCA public health department which called for the change of the venue because of the presence of a hospital in the kati kati vicinity but this is not at any short notice because in 2014 MunGs sala pressure concert was held off because of the same issue, the question posed right now is should we blame the management of fiesta for being vagrant  because even in the near and far past it has been infested with inconsistency as shown in the previous article The long awaited picnic party. if the oxford dictionary was looking for an alternate definition of change then fiesta event would be the best alternative because it has gravely defined what change is. This abrupt change however might affect the turn up of the event because of the presence of another event which is buzz teens awards and the grave fact that some people might not be aware of the change in the venue of the event

Rumor has hence forth circulated as it always has about the possibility of a flop at the fiesta event slated for tomorrow however this contradicts with the thoughts of the organizers who I happen to have spoken to that are very much strong hearted and positive about the success of the event and their faith has not been belittled by any of these rumors

As I promised to bring all the detail from fiesta stay tuned as we go for this picnic be there or be square just like they say as we hope for the best.

THE LIFE I LEAD

Life is such a frantic baffle affiliated with lots of things,

I lead a life so short and yet so long

So tender and yet so rough

Too smart and yet too shabby

Too good and yet too bad

So simple and yet so complex

I roll with Gs too real and yet too false

Too close and yet too distant

Too intelligent and yet too dumb

Too fragile and yet too unbreakable

Too humble and yet too stubborn

Too rich and yet too poor

I masticate food too sweet and yet too sour

Too much and yet too little

Too ripe and yet too raw

I flirt with girls too pretty and yet too ugly

Such romantics and yet boring

Too thick and yet too thin

Too healthy and yet too sick

So hot and yet so cold

Too soft and yet too hard

But I trust in a GOD too real and yet so true

Too promising and yet too accomplishing

So worthy and yet so mighty

Too available and yet always available

Too merciful and yet so forgivin

The Ailling Man

As desperate as the waters Of the sea

As torn as the winds of the storm

The people of this nation wail toil and coil in sorrow

Waiting, wondering what karma will bring them tomorrow

The sun raise storms their heads,

 And plays tricks with their shadows

 Life has done not a thing,

But given them a thrill of tremor

Being successful seems to be every ones

Dream but a Rolex or kikomando for super or lunch is their reality

Handles placed in their ways as though mtn Kilimanjaro

In their midst the sun rises to quarrels and fights

and sets to depression and digression

Laborers head strain for their pension

only to be left in frustration

Surviving has become the mission

 Characterized with evil decisions

From the lord they have turned

To the devil they have followed

 Desperate has become the new reality

And what’s left of the nation is unspoken misery

Forgotten souls linger the streets for daily bread

And emptiness comes in handy

Ohh save the ailing man

The long awaited picnic party

As you all know 256teen magazine one of Uganda’s very own platform for regular teenagers or let’s say average teenagers for a while have promised to deliver this outstanding event the picnic party which I must say has seen quite a number of scheduled delayed and transferred dates and  venues in the near and far past from being hosted at kololo where many were supposed to carry lesus and mats, to oblivion where no one knew whether the event was still on or  not but it later showed hope and was supposed to be held were the ancient ties of this country are held, the museum and still did not archive success but finally the venue has been confirmed on their official facebook page 256teenmagazine as katikati followed by these words of courage” CHANGE FOR THE BETTER”. It’s exactly two weeks to the dee day we hope all changes are constant, never the less FIESTA the event of the season follow me follow them to katiti lets all have fun feel free to leave a comment behind we shall follow the fiesta trail to katikati SAT 13TH MAY

I see Humans but not Humanity

To start with humanity is a virtue associated with basic ethics of altruism. People are compassionate carrying sympathetic but all at a cost and if any one disagrees with me I would like them to count the number of times that they  mention of the word sorry when they do actually mean it, or the number of times you have mentioned RIP and you really mean it or those that write apology letters and the apology is only shown on paper yet they are not apologetic at all  and if you have consciously looked at that you would realize that the world has become more of a materialistic arena whereby everyone has a special attachment to a worldly something be it a job a gadget a hobby  a food type a political or social career name it. Humane harts have been filled with anxiety and short lived happiness for and about all that glitters that isn’t gold and trust me on this I’m not wrong if I assert that humanity has not died out of humans but humans have died out of humanity literally  speaking because disguise has taken up the basic ethics of altruism within the humans here the aspects of humanity have been shown but altered in within ones conscience this has put them in cross roads with vanity and made them loose sanity because there is not even one thing people cannot do so that they can have their attachments attached to them people tend to become extremists and radical to archive their earthly pleasures and this can give us an answer to what could be the cause of propelling and escalating crime rate in all over the world which would be inhuman humans and will require restoring humans to humanity and not humanity to humans simply because the virtues of humanity have been maintained but altered in ones conscience